Song: Senti Waali Mental
Artise(s): Arijit Singh, Neeti Mohan, Swanand Kirkire & Amit Trivedi
Lyricist: Amitabh Bhattacharya
Composer: Amit Trivedi
Album: Shaandaar

Badi hi sentiwaali mental hai ye choriyan
Badi hi sentiwaali mental hai ye choriyan
Haaye…

Badi hi sentiwaali mental hai ye choriyan
Badi hi sentiwaali mental hai ye choriyan

O ki machar bhi kaate
Tho selfie uski keech le
Ki machar bhi kaate
Tho selfie uski keech le

Zamaane se lena naa denaa haye..
Zamaane se lena naa denaa

Yaa khudaa yaa khudaa
Tu humhein, inse bachaanaa zaraa

Ki nakli noton ka ek bundle hain ye choriyaan

((Badi hi sentiwaali mental hai ye choriyan
Badi hi sentiwaali mental hai ye choriyan))\

(Ho subaah shaam taade ye ladkiyon ko gaur se
Lage haath dil pe par dhadke kahin aur se) (x2)

Akal hai matar ka daanaa re haaye
Akal hai matar ka daanaa re

O Yaa khudaa yaa khudaa
Aayinaa inko dhikhaanaa zaraa

Aji harkhath se accidental hai ye chokre
Aji harkhath se accidental hai ye chokre

Humhein kehte hain par khud mental hai ye chokre
Humhein kehte hain par khud mental hai ye chokre

Haye, ye maskaaraa lip-gloss ki jitni bahaar hai
Jo ladke palat ke naa dekhe toh bekaar hai
Naa dekhe toh bekaar hai
Naa dekhe toh bekaar hai

Ho ye audi BMW ghantaa Jaguar hai
Jo ladki na baithi tho kaahe ki mehangi car hai

Haan, yeh duniyaa hai bus stop ladki bus ke jaisi
Ruko paanch minuton me agli phir milegi
Ho sambhal ke kahin na yeh bus choot jaaye
Baaki zindagi warnaa paidhal kategi

Ladkiyaan banaake bhola,
God ne bhi “Oh My God”
God ka karishma ladki
Ladke God kaa hain fraud

Ho tradition yahi hai apnaa
Ladkiyaan paraayaa dhan
Ho ladke jaise kaale dhan se
Better hai parayaa dhan
Better hai parayaa dhan ji
Better hai parayaa dhan
Better hai parayaa dhan haan
Better hai parayaa dhan

Ho gayaa faislaa jaao ji
Ho gayaa faislaa jaao ji
Ho gayaa faislaa jaao ji
Bhooton ko aavo zaraa

Ladkiyon ke pairon ka sandal hain ye chokre
Ladkiyon ke pairon ka sandal hain ye chokre
Humhein kehte hain par khud mental hain yeh chokre
Arey harqat se accidental hain ye chokre..

Oh…ho..
Naa.. naa…
Oh.. ho..
Naa.. naaa

Main hoon wo sandal ki jispe tera bhojh hai
Main single pasli hu, tu double dose hai
(Tu double dose hai)

Kaisa ye dastoor kaisaa riwaaj hai
Medium dulhe ki dulhan extra large hai
(Dulhan extra large hai)

Tujhko kyaa lagtaa hai, teri hirni chaal hai
Teri kamar hai kamraa two BHK hall hai

(Rishta, hai nahin, he tho poora scam hai
Zindagi ka zafar ab to stuck in jam hai) (x2)

Jodtha hoon main teraa haath
Mujhko nahin phasna tere saath
Pyaar jispe mujhko aaye
Tujh mein na ek hui aisi baat

Maarun aisi jodi ko laat
Jo kare jeevan ko barbaad
Dekh tu haalat apni hai
Tujhpe sharmindaa aurat saat

Ha..haa.. Chal hatt..

Boo.. Boo..

Boooo…..

Patli kamar ki tujhko itni kyaa demand hai
Brad Pitt ka potha hai, ya tu James bond hai
Maa agar teri motti hothi toh kyaa chod deta
Size ke dar se kyaa usse bhi naataa tod detaa
Hatt..

Haan, wajan ka kyaa hai ye workout se ghaat jaayegaa
Tera jaise blunder kaise undo ho paayegaa

(Aurat izaat ko, chorichaa dikhaayegaa
Jaan se, besharam, mitti mein mil jaayegaa) (x2)

Auraton ki izzaat ka jo,
Kare public main faloodaa
Dekh durghattna hai tere jaise paidaayi behudaa

Thobda achaa na sahi,
Baat achi kar le betaa
Tere jaise budbuk ko thodi buddi baksh re khudaa

Sympathu unse hai, Jinke ghar
Teraa jais putthar huvaa

Kami hai mujhme aur perfection hain ye choriyaan
Kami hai mujhme aur perfection hain ye choriyaan

God ka ultimate creation hai ye choriyaan
Khudaa se bandhon ka connection hai ye choriyaan

Kami hai mujhme aur perfection hain ye choriyaan