Song: Baba Bolta Hain Bas Ho Gaya
Artiste(s): Papon, Ranbir Kapoor & Supriya Pathak
Lyricist: Puneet Sharma, Abhijat Joshi & Rohan Gokhale
Composer: Vikram Montrose
Album: Sanju

Ladies and Gentlemen
Ladies and Gentlemen

Let me tell you the story of
Mr. Sutro

One Two Three
Start

Subah utta, kholakhbaar
Pad ke khabar hile
Bheje ke taar

Kal ek bhaashan main
Jaana pada yaar
Bore hoke aankhein bandh
Huyi ek baar

Do munite ki jhapki ki
Photoo lag gayi chaar
Baba pee ke out
AIsa chapa samachaar

Chapa samachaar,
Chapa chapa samachaar
Chapa samachaar,
Chapa chapa samachaar

Jab samachaar ka writer doonda yaar
Saalon ne like thaa “sutron ke anusaar”

Saala “Mr. Sutro” kaun hai yaar
Kaun hai jo banaatha hai
Raayi ka pahaad

EK bola headline main dus ho gayaa
Baba bolta hai abhi, bas ho gaya

(Baba bolta hai abhi
Bas ho gaya) (x8)

According to the sources
Abhey chup

Yeah.. yeah.. yeah.. yeah.
Abhi bas ho gaya
Yeah.. yeah.. yeah.. yeah.
Abhi bas ho gaya

Jo bhi limelight mein
Wo sutron ki side mein
Kaun sa bakra kaise katega
Kab hoga shaamil woh
Sutron ki diet mein..

Chapi jiski khabar
Bani uski khabar
Kisi highcourt ka
Usko nahi darr

Loop main ghooma ke ek
Jhoot baar baar
(baar baar, baar baar)
Loop main ghooma ke ek
Jhoot baar baar

Sachaayi ka diya usne
Pichwaada faad

Joot ithna dohraaya ki sach ho gaya

Baba bolta hai abhi
Bas ho gaya

(Baba bolta hai abhi
Bas ho gaya) (x3)

Baba bolta hai abhi
Bas bas bas ho gaya

Then one day

Main pakda ek reporter ko
Bola sambhaal apne sutron ko

Tera bhi toh hoga saala ghar parivaar
Mujhe bhi toh chain se jeene de ne yaar
Please..

Saala tension mein jeetha hoon
Car mein rotha hoon
Neend ki goli khaa ke bhi
Ek pal naa sotha hoon

Yeh sunke, patha hai
Reporter kyaa bola
Kyaa bola

Wo ho ho Ho, hey
I’m so sorry, I’m so sorry
Main khush huva
Bolo chalo end of story

I’m so sorry, I’m so sorry
I’m so sorry
Main khush huva
Bolo chalo end of story

But saala phir agle din

Subah utta khola akhbaar
Padke khabar hile
Bheje ke taar
Reporter ne kiya chamatkaar
Pathaa hai kyaa, chappa is baar

Neend ki goliyaan khaa ke hazaar
Baba attempts suicide in the car

Breaking news
Baba attempts suicide in the car
(Ha ha ha iski maa ki)

Jab samaachaar ka writer doondo yaar
Phir se likha tha
Sutron ka anusaar

Nangaayi ki saale tune haddh kar di paar
Jeethe jee photo pe chadha diya haar

Achi khaasi life ka circus ho gaya
Baba boltha hai abhi, bas ho gaya

Ek bola headline mein dus ho gaya
Baba boltha hai abhi
Bas ho gaya

Joott itna dohraaya ki sach ho gaya
Baba boltha hai abhi
Bas ho gaya

Ey achi khaasi life ka circus ho gaya
Baba boltha hai abhi
Bas ho gaya

Bas ho gaya
Baba boltha hai abhi
Bas ho gaya

Baba boltha hai abhi
Bas ho gaya